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Sandino, Monday August 17th 2009

Yeah

Apparently my license just expired. who the hell cares, notepad works just as fine.

so where was I?

yeah so I passed morfofisiologia III. I was so happy I just couldnt stay in school
and wait for my documents, so I rallied up the other fags in class, David and Josh,
and we all went to havana. On me. We stayed at Jesus' place in Playa, and then we went out to the malecon on fridaynight after we were done there at about 4 in the morning, we went to a friend of jesus' place who lives on neptuno. Not the planet, just the road. He is a fashion designer and owns lots of sunglasses. albeit brandless, sunglasses nevertheless.
We then took all of davids bags, who is now back in jamaica. He left earlier today and is probabloy choking himself on a juicy beef patty. Apparently thats a fast food chain. In Jamaica.
My word goes out to my undercover pal David. We hope he doesnt get killed this time.

Saturday we all went to Mi Cayito. The only gay beach in Cuba. It wasnt very busy. I think its because TS Charlene or was it Charlotte passed by that day. It rained and rained and rained some more. I wasnt going to let a small tropical storm ruin my first white sanded, blue watered, palm treed beach. So I went to swim anyway. it was cool. And a bit rainy, cold and sunless. The rain is my friend, it doesnt burn my skin and make me look darker

That night we went out to the party on the roof of a building, they had great music and everybody loved the new hair. well. atleast they said so. I was hyped up on red bull because i hadnt really slept much. speaking of which. I still havent really slept much. I should probably get to that before I die.

Got back on sunday and got three new pornos. a brazilian one, one with marines and one with Francois Sagat, my alltime faavorite pornstar. He is so fucking hot, but i dont know why he looks like a hot pregnant muscle man in whats that movie called again, Collin O' Neals world of men: Lebanon.

I jacked off 4 times in an hour. it was too hot. I didnt get laid this weekend. which is kind of sucky. I apparently have this super hot stalker. Well, atleast he has the tightest abs I have ever seen in my life. And a sweet ass. oh and last but not least, a SUPER HUGE COCK. Why do I know this? Well when I was at the beach last saturday, he saw me and apparently thought it was time to man up and come and talk to me. So before doing that. he took off his pants and showed his ubertight underwear. it was packed, front, back, side to side. man, i wasnt sure if I wanted to suck/fuck it, or feed it a peanut. He said his name is Carlos. HE knew I was from suriname, knew my age *im still 19 until proven 20 ppl* and he also had a record of every time I visited havana since I have been back. I was a bit freaked out. I then saw him later that night with some tourist. proving that he is a whore, like everyone else on the malecon.
oh and I had a nice conversation with this old perv from london called David. Yeah what a coincidence anyway, he kept on asking me what I was doing later. The only thing that was going on in my mind was that I wont be doing him. So I tried to sail around the question. it was funny really. he kept on talking about India. I told him that I am indian. That does not mean that I am from India, which he knew as well. And Also, I have never been.

either way, here come some pictures

oh btw, I have all my documents ready for travelling. I am so excited.

When fags find glasses at 4 in the morning

Now 4.03 AM

Sandino, Thursday, august 14, 2009 3.40AM
Stardate, ok I will stop this stardate bullshit, it is annoying me.

Soooo, yesterday I had my practical exam which was easy as hell. I scored 5/5. I am happy that its behind me now. All that’s waiting is Fridays written exam. I still have 6 classes to read and study, but that’s why I am awake right now.
Last Tuesday I stayed up the entire night. I was studying histological slides till 4am, and then I went to my room where I intended to masturbate, but instead I just watched star trek till it was 7 and time to get ready for my exam.
You can imagine that I was sleepy so after my exam I watched some more star trek. Ok yes I know, im addicted, but what can I do, the DVD finally started working again, it was the killing game part I and II. The Hirogen and their shit, yes, I really heart sci fi.
I slept past lunch so when I woke up at 4 I was hungry, at 6 we all left for Isabel Rubio to go and eat, which is where I met my friend who had been waiting there for me for like 5 hours. I didn’t know she was going to be there waiting for me, so she was pissed. She made me donuts. Oh btw her name is Lourdes, and she is a bolivian student here.
After eating I drank cheap moonshine wine. I got a little high. I discovered that I was very drunk last Saturday and didn’t remember half the things that had happened. Apparently the whole town of Sandino was introduced to my piercings and I was basically throwing myself onto some people hahahaha, yeah, that’s me, drunk. I bet that that’s why my ex got some hope of restarting whatever it is that we once had. That will never happen.
Aside from that, I went to sleep at 10pm last night, woke up just now at 3 in the morning with the intention of studying. Its 4.13AM and I still havent studied. But don’t worry, I will. And I will also cook some sausages with cream corn, I know it sounds shitty, but consider my alternatives. Any self cooked meal is a treat here in cuba haha, well, atleast schoolfood sucks ass.

It is now 4.26AM, I was watching my drunk videos. Yes I am ashamed, but what can I do. That’s a part of me now.

Anyway, so that’s what I have been up to lately. I will write later.

INTERMEZZO

Sandino, Monday august 10 2009
Stardate 256

I havent written in forever. Yes I know, im sorry.
Atleast I made patrick put up some pictures of my trip to suriname. I hope he put them up already, havent heard from him in a while, I hope he didn’t die. Are you dead patrick?

I decided to stop studying on Friday, because my brain needed a break. I started studying a bit yesterday, I ended up staying awake until 5 in the morning, and I had accomplished only 30 minutes of studying. Not cool.

Today I have 550 slides to look through. We don’t use microscopes for histology so we just look at slides, many many many slides.

INTERMEZZO

Forgot to put the time on the first part of my entry. Irregardless, it is now 4.11 AM. I have read 1.5 classes and finished 216 slides. I feel accomplished enough.

Last Saturday I went out to sandino and had lots of fun. I will upload the pictures.
Its also strangely cold for a summers night, im guessing it’s a 20-19 degrees outside.

What else is new in my life, ugh yes, my argentinian ex is so in love with me, this after 1 year of having broken up with him, but he was the one that cheated on me, twice!

I know, boring entry, but that’s my life for now, boredom and lots of studying. Cant wait for europe.

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Voyager

Sandino, Thursday 6th of august 2009 4.27 AM
Stardate 167.2

Today I saw scorpion part I and II. Episodes of star trek voyager season 3. They really were worth all the hype.
What else happened today? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
I slept a lot, was woken up by a loud peruvian roommate. I so want to kill him now. I mean, fathead is in havana having sex with men (I wonder what his god will have to say about that) and that means peace and quiet in the room.
I was wrong.
I made a cheesecake today, I was planning on going running afterwards but the cheesecake was so heavy on my stomach that I just decided to watch some more star trek in stead of doing excercises. I don’t want to be fat when I get to Europe. Help me diarrhea!

Oh and I have been studying for a good 3 hours now, I have managed to finish the biochemistry part of this trimester. Today I did class 3 to 6. So that’s 4 classes. Yesterday I did 1 and 2. And I already did 11 to 17. So Yeah, im on my way. I will re-do 11 to 16 when I get to them.

What am I saying? You don’t care about this.
Patrick helped me with booking my train ticket to paris. My first trip on a TGV. Cool isnt it?
Oh and I found Kylies promotional poster for her KYLIEUSA2009 aka For You, For Me Tour. Is fabulous.

My nipples seem to attract a lot of attention here in school. Apparently nobody has ever seen nipple piercings before. Yes, I do live in a backward school.

Anyway, since im just babbling about nothing in specific I might as well just go to sleep

4.34 AM

Happy b-day

The Noisiest-Most-Annoying-Bedroom-In-The-Western-Hemisphere

Sandino , Wednesday the 5th of august 2009 12.34 AM
Stardate 111.1

According to Ms. Simpson, my high school english teacher, all words in the title of an article should start with a capital letter. Ok, a small intermezzo, I forgot how to say capital letter in english so I had to ask around, being surrounded by anglophone people sure reminds me that english is not my first language. Ms. Simpson also included that there are no periods in titles. So there you have it, I just thought that yall should know that.
I am happy that I finally have some time to write again. It seems like forever since the last time I wrote something. Its kind of true.
So what has happened in the mean time?
Well last weekend I went to Havana. I did not do anything constructive there. I realized that visiting Havana can be done in a cheap way, that you can feed two people on 2.5 CUC and that I don’t care if I get sunburnt anymore. I walked on the malecon during the day, it was very hot so I took of my shirt to show off my newest metal assets. That’s where David and I met this guy from Tijuana. We knew he was some tourist out for young flesh hahaha. Why else do old guys come to Cuba?
I came back to school and I immediately had to catch up with all the classes I missed during my trip. I had to do an oral exam for the three weeks I had missed. On Sunday evening I was evaluated on pregnancy, childbirth and lactation. On Monday I had a written exam about coagulation. And I also had to do two oral exams on the properties of blood and immunogens. I started studying but I couldn’t finish it all on time so I took the orals for the properties of blood and did those. I begged my teacher to let me do the immune system on Tuesday. He said ok. Little did I know, the class was huge, I was up till 4AM studying, I passed out and woke up at 8 and went out to take my exam. The doctors werent there. So I just didn’t waste any time and went and arranged my travel documents, lets see how long it will take them this time.
I took the test, it went great and then I passed out, slept through lunch and woke up at 2. I spent the entire afternoon watching most of Star Trek Voyager season 3. And then I had dinner, I was very hungry. I then slept again, woke up at 9, I went and jogged 200 calories off and then I took a shower. I normally run 400 calories but since I havent run in such a long time I really couldn’t keep up, tomorrow should be easier.
So now im sitting in class, writing and studying for my final exam. We have the practical exam next Tuesday and the written will be that Friday. I have a lot to study but I am very confident that all will end well, I have the motivation im sure.

Anyway, Patrick will be putting up some pics of my birthday. Maybe I will send in some new pictures at 4 in the morning.

That’s it for now.

Oh wait no there is more. I realize I havent written about the title yet.
Yeah so as I slept through lunch, OMG, from people screaming and a couple fighting to people playing guitars and fathead’s annoying laughter. Oh I don’t know if you know fathead, he is this macro-hydrocephalic closet-church case that is in serious need of a suicide. It’s the same fathead whose eye fluid I contaminated with capsaicine.
Oh that was so annoying, I kept waking up but yeah, what can I do, it’s a shared room and it was in the afternoon, if it was past 11pm I would give them a scolding. Ugh, I hate what this is doing to my social skills, but who cares.

We already knew my life sucked.

Signing out for now. 12.45 AM